@Pastafarian Here's the bet, ***.
NASCAR race this Sunday April 17. Bristol Motor Speedway. You take the odd pole positions. I take the even. If the winner comes from an odd pole position (e.g., #1, #3, #17, etc.), then you win. If the winner comes from an even pole position (e.g., #2, #4, #18, etc.), then I win. Totally random.
And, if there's 43 drivers in the starting grid, then you even get an extra driver.
I'll even give you Bubba Wallace, the nigro driver, regardless of where he starts. You're a "black man" right? Certainly you can't turn that down.